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A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for aparticularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys.
Oh how I have missed, These fairways of green. The crisp morning air, Ponds like a screen. Although my score, Will be a disaster. The walk and the freedom, Feels like a big plaster.
A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it." "When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder.
*10 things in golf that sound dirty* 1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5.
The local golf course was haunted by an evil leprechaun who liked to exploit the ambitions of the poorer players.
A man was playing golf on Sunny warm weekend day with his buddies. He was about to hit the ball onto the green when they saw a long funeral procession on the road next to the golf course.
A man was playing golf on Sunny warm weekend day with his buddies. He was about to hit the ball onto the green when they saw a long funeral procession on the road next to the golf course.
A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro askes her what she wants. "I can't find any green golf balls," the blonde golfer complains.
An amateur golfer hit his ball into the rough. After searching for several minutes, he finally located it, sitting right on top of a large anthill.
The Port is where I was born and bred Always be home until I am dead It's where I lay my spiritual hat Even though a table in Fife is where I eat at.
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.