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#household To the tune of Mull Of Kintyre Mullet Kintyre All fringe rolling over The length I desire It's down to my shoulders Oh Mullet Kintyre Scissors avoided At least back and front Will this...
The Mullet, hmmmm, what can I say. This hairstyle is sooo wrong. The front is short, the sides are mid, But then - the back is long!!. The chuckle brothers sported mullets, Once upon a time.
Over to the mirror. Open bleary eyes. Expecting total mess. What a nice surprise. It stood at 4' 8". Shocking to the core. Now it's fairly tidy. Only 2' 4". People pay good money.
In the morning mirror. Goodness what a fright. Sticking out at angles. I've got bed hair alright. Last night is was short and smooth. Now it's 4' 8". Never knew I had so much. Jesus, what a state.