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#hairyarse I don't fit in a poem, I don't fit in a song, Capturing two words, Just feels a bit wrong, You can't know the Million versions of me, So it's all a bit tricky, To try make you...
#hairyarse What am I known for.
#hairyarse. Well I am only 4ft 11 with I hope a loving heart. But I'm afraid I have a problem, I like to fart. Not just little ones that puff into the air. But gargantuan ones with a musical flair.
There isn't much about me that stands out before ya. I'm the female invisible and shy always hiding in the corner. I'm not big and bold like this personsa that I put on everyday.
Some say that I'm chatty, Defiantly batty, Independent and out-going, Pretty swotty and all-knowing, Adventurous and daring, Kind and very caring, But my most noticeable trait, Often annoying,...
#hairyarse There are two big things I'm known for, Just between me and you; Breast number one, And breast number two..
#hairyarse I'm known for being Sarcastic, a joker, A sometimes chain-smoker, Eyelinered, Tattooed, Getting wrecked and stewed, Red curly-hair, Or any other colour I dare.
Eddie 12309 Here is a little rhyme There were things about me That stuck in peeps mind you see Of course obviously so Was the fact I didn't grow Everyone thought I was cute Obviously they had no...
#hairyarse. Ok i think I'm best known for my angst and humour. Lightning quick wit,sharp and fast as a puma. On the flip side I'm sure you all feel my heartache.
Ah... Got your attention. Lol. Its funny I've been on here a few months now, and you definitely get to know authors a little by their style of writing and there subject choices.