Granny & The Bears
Once upon a time, Not so long ago, I went to visit Granny Through the winter ice and snow.
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Bug Under The Rug
EUCK. ACK. It's under the rug. What maleovolent horrible bug. Oh. Eek. It's close to my shoe. Get it away, what should I do. Jesus, it's fumed. Look at it rankle. Oh, dear Lord it's climbing my ankle.
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Grandma
Cookies up to the ceiling,. Cakes coming out of my ears,. But that sweet gingerbread house,. Lurks at the edge of my fears,. Always pudding on offer,. And home-made cheesecake,.
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I Went To The Barber
I went to the barber. He cut off my hair, which would have been great, but he didn't stop there. He slipped with his scissors. He snipped with his shears, and cut off my eyebrows and both of my ears.
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Survival Guide
How to survive a horror movie: -Don't walk around saying "hello?" like the killer is going to reply "yah I'm in the kitchen want a sandwich.
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Babbadoo
There's a place called Babbadoo Never go there For if you do You won't get out They will eat you.
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The Night Terrors
Tick Tock Tick Tock all through the night, A creak on the stairs gives you such a fright, What's that shadow on the wall o'er there, I'm on the road to a Ni-Nightmare.
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