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Beth, Boff, Mac, Singular Beth, whatever you want to call yoursellf This is for you 1. Read part one and two to get your first verce. Make sure that you chose what you want to make your poem about.
As I move toward you My tummy starts to twist Not for excitement but in fear This an experience easily missed You gather yourself around Prepare to do your worst Leather paddles at the ready Hose us...
16+ Hope you guys and girls haven't forgotten what today is. It's a national day, and time for all you girls to do the bizz.
We met in 2007 Neither of us were ready I was with another You were still so young Two years went by You grew so much But I did not know I took you begrudgingly Years passed, we aged And I grew...
Limerick A little boy called Sandy, Eat away at candy, His tooth it got sore, So he couldn't sleep any more, Said: 'a dentist right now would be handy.' 4lines4fun Candy the sweet, Fell on the...
#acorns #lazyleelee I saw a sight that made me smile It was a bright red crocodile The strangest thing I'd ever seen I thought they were usually green Alright mate.
Dinner yesterday was at the in-laws place Mrs Lee proceeded to get off her face Her and our hostess are best friends alright But not too much for me for 'tis a school night It started off fine, a...
With their permission. Acrostic for mothers day. Beautiful you are. Every day you put all your efforts in to save me. Sweetly you tuck me in to bed.
So come in from college And want a little sleep Think "yeah, great idea" When no one's around to make a peep Now why am I still awake.
Dear advice giver, I have a girlfriend ten years younger than me, and everyone says we should break up. What should I do. -Daniel Dear Daniel, If you love her, don't give her up. It's that simple.
Boys think they're so great and powerful and strong. P-shaw. Can THEY bleed for 3 days straight every month and not die?.
Wanted good home, 32yr old female brunette although known to regularly change shade, bit tired but after a decent nights sleep will bounce back to full life I'm sure.
A pinch and a punch First day of the month A game that we always play We've played it forever Since we've been together And still will when we're old and grey I won today It's not always this...
An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him andsaid, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for aparticularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys.
Following some recent research I thought some of you writers might appreciate a brief interlude especially you guys who write about lost love, pain and depression.
#stupidthingspeoplesay When I was an ickle young lass of 6, 7 or 8 I ran into a door -playing a game I don't recall.
Fuck off winter I think we've all had enough I just want some sun, this weathers really rough Snow, rain and wind, it's freezing fucking cold I can't handle this weather, I think I'm getting old I...
A fairytale for children under 12 (or maybe for those a little older!) Part I There once was a very stupid giant.
Again with some of behind the scenes Egyptian humor. Obviously Axe with Apollo are organizing a trip to space (www.axeapollo.com). One has to register and get your friends to vote and so on.
I've decided to become the pope, I'm sure I'll get voted in. I think I'll change the world and make supporting Arsenal a sin. Condoms for everyone, I think it's about time.
I can't stop sneezing, My nose drips like a tap, My head is aching, I'm feeling pretty crap. My body is tired, Eyes stinging in my head, It's only a cold but I'm wishing I were dead.
This sneeze I'm holding in. Don't know what has caused it. I can only think of one allergy. And that's hard labor I'll admit. It's not like I'm that lazy. I'd just much rather sleep.
Fiat 500 - '500' implies how many are sold in a year - world wide. (Joking, I love this car). Fiat Panda - Like the animal, it is dying out and can generally go anywhere-ish.