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Sir Isaac Newton once said, 'Who the bloody hell threw that?' He also said, 'For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.' It's pretty quiet. The acrostic word is Melancholy.
Attention all galactic estate agents (realtors for our transatlantic friends). Planet Earth is for sale.
Today is the day after tomorrow from the perspective of someone from two days ago. Here is today's yesterday's news written yesterday and presented today on the 30th January 2013.
1000 Opusses from one man. I didn't believe it possible so I hired a team of ex Newsnight investigators - people you can really trust - to, well, investigate.
There were some very profound and poignant letters to the future. I enjoyed reading every single one. Well done Opussians. Ok... This week there has been a crime against fashion.
Guess who's back. Back again, Drunk Molly's back, Back again. Tell your Opussian friends, Drunk Molly's back, She's back, she's back, C'uz this sounds nothing like eminems rap songs Oops lol....