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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.
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WTF?
If it wasn't for electricity, we'll all be watching TV by candlelight. -George Gobel I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.
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Crazy
All you have to do is be crazy !. .
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"Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers." - George Eliot.
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. - Jane Austen.
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Common Sense
The trouble with common sense is.......,. It's not that common.
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Today I bought the first pair of shoes in 3/4 of a year that don't have a heel on them.
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The Heart Of A Boy - 100
"Some people say that I must be a bad person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy in a jar on my desk" Stephen King ==========================.
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Grumpy
"Women are not moody, we simply have days when we are not putting up with shit." Unknown author but this is how I feel today. Apologies for any grumbles. X.
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Random Quote #195
Never take making someone laugh for granted; because laughter can get you through the toughest and darkest of times..
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Ignorance Is Bliss
In examinations,those who do not wish to know ask questions of those who cannot tell. Walter Raleigh, Laughter from a Cloud, 1923.
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Never Satisfied
The English are not happy unless they are miserable The Irish are not at peace unless they are at war The Scots are not at home unless they are abroad. George Orwell.
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Life After Death
Some people think football is a matter of life and death....... I can assure them it is much more serious than that. Bill Shankly.
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In Denial
English men will never be slaves, they are free to do whatever the government and pubic opinion allow them to do. By George Bernard Shaw.
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Dinner Time
By Anthony Hopkins - Silence of the Lambs, 1990 I have to go now, I'm having an old friend for dinner..
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Sandwiches
Quote by emoi; BECAUSE I ATE A SANDWICH. PS, please do not say this phrase of mine, and if ya do, put a different food in. Like... MACARONI. Unless you don't like the food.
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Dean Martin Quotes
I'd hate to be teetotal. Imagine getting up in the morning knowing that's the best your going to feel all day. If you drink, don't drive. In fact, don't even play golf.
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Useless Quote # 1
Look on the bright side, At least the Sun isn't afraid of you.
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Born With A Brain
The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops working until you stand up to speak in public Sir George Jessel.
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Born Again
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach 18 Mark Twain.
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Afraid To Die
It' not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens Woody Allen, Without Feathers, 1976.
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Money Can't Buy Happiness
Whoever said money can't buy you happiness did'nt know where to shop Gittel Hudnick.
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It takes confidence to smile. But only a joke to laugh..
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Life needs to learn to make its own lemonade because one day someone's going to get mad and poison it..
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