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It seems as if everyone is sick, coughing and sneezing and spreading the ick. Been washing my hands now more than ever. I feel like this sickness will last forever.
#household Alex. Get upstairs.
#household When Alex started to stink He'd wash in the kitchen sink He used the Brillos Between his toes And then he started to think What could he use on his back.
Oh if you don't have a shower every morning, You'll go about your business a with hum. Your friends will mill around for half a minute, Then off into the distance they will run run run.
Have you washed your hands little lady. Have you washed you hands. No. Well then you naughty thing. You'll have to wash them.
Why are your fingers so smelly, Wasn't your bath in time ready. Or your soap just felt down, Maybe no shops open in town. Oh why, oh why, Smellyfingers, Typing poems with smelly fingers.