My Pest Pet Hates
I have a pet hate -I’m not a fan of insects/bugs of any kind -I know they have their uses; spiders catch flies, worms make the soil healthy, bees pollinate etc but what’s the deal with wasps.
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I have a pet hate -I’m not a fan of insects/bugs of any kind -I know they have their uses; spiders catch flies, worms make the soil healthy, bees pollinate etc but what’s the deal with wasps.
#HalloweenParty Sorry, it's not really halloweeny... Insy winsy TARANTULA. Snuck up whilst doing my algebra. Climbed up the water drain, Paralysed my brain.
Alas another encounter. Maybe I should hang a sign on my door ~ creepy crawlies enter... It so isn't fair, I've had my share. It's time to move on, pack your bags be gone.
A mosquito has bitten me, Its really starting to itch, And I know I shouldnt scratch it, But I really cant resist.
It's very childish I know, but I still think it's funny.
Sat in the corner of the room, the angry beast looked at the unsuspecting family members around him.
Spider |. Spider |. On |. My |. Pane |.
As I opened Up my fridge I was bitten By a midge Saw him land Upon my arm Brushed him off Saw no harm But I've been scratching Now it's red Itch all day Even in bed And what is this.
Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz buzzzy buzz buzz. Shut up you stupid swot-worthy smudge -to-be. How can something so small have this affect on me?. Get out of my hair you buzz-ridden wannabe.
ANTS ANTS EVERYWHERE.
A wasp. A wasp. A bloody wasp has flown into my house. It flings itself against the windows trying to get out.
You should listen to the flea, It's only polite, you see, About all the places he's been, Oh, the wondrous things he's seen. Oh the bottoms that have been bitten. Mr Flea's never been so smitten.