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16+ and only for those without a sense of humour bypass... If I've not offended any stereotype, please accept my apologies. The start is from the Bagpuss song.
Some people on Opus don't seem to have much to do. They always appear to be on here with likes and reposts to accrue. Every time I'm go on there are all my favourites busy posting with aplomb.
This poem is dedicated to @hotchick and her LOL's. I'm Ella the "Hot Chick". I love my LOL's. I will comment on your Opusses. "Dude your writings swell". I seem to be everywhere.
---Contains Swearing--- They say the internet's the future, But I'm still not convinced.
Oh what bitter irony that some will fail to see, When I became a trollish parody of what I want to be.
Hey again. I'm back with another blog. I know it's not a week yet, but oh well.
Im afraid to admit I notice The same drivel that's on Facebook The copy and pasted Words that are nameless It's a shame Yes Sometimes its so blatant What can we do. Highlight the truth.
I recently wrote about some of the negative effects of Facebook, particularly what I call ''Personas''. So you can imagine my amusement when I read about NamoroFake this morning.
*long rant. + bad language.
I love the Internet.
If you insist on posting a saying that is intended to be philosophical or profound and meant to stir emotion or cause action, please ensure to meet the following criteria first: • You know what it...
Get a life you say.
Opuss is like a painting picture You paint the pictures of your own No two painting are exactly alike For every artist got their own stroke If you have none, you may copy But be sure to credit the...
Multiple account abuse I simply cannot abide, I wonder who controls @ashley1, two, three, four, five.
I really don't like the "follow" game I'm sorry I just don't get your aim There's no prize as we're all the same What do you hope to achieve, fame.
Helpful note to modern life . 1 . Only on the Internet is it ok to follow people, repeat people and annoyingly poke them at ridiculous times.
There's going to be A midnight rush On Opuss, Who can post The 'best' boring quote To make top of the day On the first of January.
This was originally written five month ago, but reposted today because... why not, given the circumstances. Just call me psychic. ;) Please repost my Opuss 'Cause I am insecure at best.
This isn't Instagram. This ain't your twitter feed. Looking for a Facebook fix. Then this ain't what you need. Sure we like a quote or two, But millions. No thanks.
I'm a 'like' whore, Always desperate for more, To be queen of all social media, Because I feel so superior When I see 153 Nobodies following me; I get my self-esteem from Being the number one, So I...
This is sort of 'inspired', I suppose by one of @blindsilence's recent posts. So, here goes. Okay, first up, people on Opuss who follow no-one, yet have over 60-70 followers.
#tittybiscuits There's an artist in the Opuss midst, Can't believe didn't recognise him for his artistic talents before this.
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There's this bloke on Opuss who'll make you laugh Just don't ask what he did in the bath He writes in his garden where he keeps a bug And he loved the 90's. What a mug...