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This is some news from the past few days. It's not my fault. bbc.co.uk reports "Ancient phallus shaped worm described" - Let me guess, an old penis shaped worm?.
Dear @patdolan83 just a little note, so that you knoW, after tHe post you madE regaRding subliminal mEssaging, i've checked my accountS, and iT seems tHat All my money is sTill where i lefT it.
Inventor: "I have this new concept contraption that I wish to present to you." Entrepreneur: "And what is this device called?" Inventor: "It is called... THE iPOW.
Ok, so is it safe to have Opuss and Twitter together. My conclusion is that it depends on your species of Opuss and Twitter.
I'm the captain of whiskers There is no substitute Even my physical attire Screams out....little youth (Ickle yoot) My aimed actions uncouth Designed to cause a stir It's...
(There I was, having a beautiful ride on the love train with @eliza when, without warning, I was......) REPOSTED. By you. Now I have the repost blues.
By Gemma Doyle.
@LittleKitten Challenge I am iPikachu, known as Kobe. I am not a male, female, nor a shemale. I'm a Pikachu for pokemon's sake. I have 3 brothers, 1 mom & dad, and 45 cousins in total.
Jokes 1 WIKIPEDIA : Aku tau semuanya. FACEBOOK : Aku kenal dengan semua orang. GOOGLE : Aku punya semuanya. MOZILA : Tanpa aku kalian tidak bisa di akses. EXPLORER : Kan gue masih ada.
The winners in no particular order is..... Carrots do not grow on trees. Germany is not called Germany in German. Vampires are cool because they are. No arguments accepted. They are the bestest ever.
Dear Mr E-Mail No I don't need Viagra.
Her name is @misslittleDHP she likes to write about poo's and pee. Now she's teamed up with @naaviie, and @chy to bring about a revolution, Its the hottest thing Since mans evolution.
1. When people say "I want braces" when they have perfect teeth, yeaaaah...when you get them, you'll regret it. Be grateful you have straight teeth. 2. Twilight shimmer body lotion.
Dear (annoying) hate mail, Please stop telling me I have until Thursday to live, unless I email it to loads of people putting them in the same predicament as me.
Don't you hate it when you try to type something in the search box on Google and it tries to guess what you're looking for. Especially those ones that make you go ಠ_ಠ .
On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted links, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites,...
Me, @LottiePenguin and @LeahLovesEC were having a conversation about spots and stripes. For some unknown reason, we think stripes are stronger than spots and stripes always win.
10% Ehh, I'll do it next time. 10% That would be nice 80% No f*cking way.
Like if you think this is cool.
Son: dad how was I born. Dad: well son your mom and I got together at "yahoo". We "setup" a date via "e-mail" and met in "cyber cafe".
--------- Dude, she called you awkward. Oh hell no hold my turtle. ------- Dude, she called you short. Oh hell no lift me up. -------- Dude, she called you a thief. Oh hell no hold her purse.
Now here's the thing about saying firetruck It starts F and it ends with UCK So whenever you're in trouble or out of luck You no longer have to exclaim "OH F**K" Hey look at that they just bleeped...