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#Sunayrepost. I once sat on a cushion and farted. The people in the room they darted. I tell you the smell. It stunk like hell. I wish my bum cheeks had never parted. I also done one in a lift.
There once was a boy, Who had a dream, People thought he was crazy, His idea was obscene, He wanted to hide, To disappear, To camouflage, He made it clear, He wanted to creep, Around in the day, And...
As a busy mummy, I always seem to be coming up with time saving ideas like..
3rd February 1786, 3rd Era, Year of the steam Entry 266 Dear Diary Oh what a great revelation that had revealed itself to me this day.
#household. I once sat on a cushion and farted. The people in the room they darted. I tell you the smell. It stunk like hell. I wish my bum cheeks had never parted. I also done one in a lift.
I'm wanting to patent something quick. A button to press upon my hip. When life is getting me all stressed. The tension button on my hip I'll press. It could help to give you a boost.
Wouldn't it be good For every fart you do Out of your bottom A spritz of aroma came too.
Boy now had some money in his pocket but not enough, he check his pocket-watch "not long now" he thought to himself.