Burr
I wish I could express my wink When I post about what I think. Please don't take offence at what I say It's just me and I roll that way.
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Haunted Belfast #5: Phantom Of The Opera
They conjured up some ponce Who haunted fair Paris, Called himself the Phantom Of the Opera you see.
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Irish One
Irish bloke moves to a new retirement home and starts drinking in a local boozer.
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An Irishman's Story
A small Irish bald man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got.
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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply.
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Should Have Left Her Alone
Shamus asked Paddy how he got his black eye.
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Should Have Left Her Alone
Shamus asked Paddy how he got his black eye.
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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife !" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night .
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