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Write a short story based on your favourite song, using the song’s title as your story’s title and the lyrics for your plot. Ben stood there waiting. Just like he did every day. Waiting.
"I have pondered life," said a cricket to a frog, "and reached a rather unusual conclusion." The frog, bemused by his talking dinner, merely blinked for a moment before the cricket continued.
Wrong Strong Bong Long Feel Real Seal Deal Now I too deserve some charity A well written poem with this transparency And as I've been advised by those benched above This may now be creative...
Please don't read this poem. It's only meant for me. Just move along now. There's nothing here to see. Besides, I bet you'd rather, Not go out of your way.
#outoftheblue. See a penny, pick it up. A tale passed down from yore. So he bent to take the coin. From its place upon the floor. Glinting in the sunlight. It seemed to call his name.
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St.
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." With even greater emphasis, he said,...
She forebode a storm. Stronger than most. Bringer of snow. For it to be our host. Then there'd be rain. Falling down at such speed. Don't forget your umbrellas. Or stay inside, if you need.
@lukeboy10 #thegreatestjoke *no offence to blondies on the 3rd joke Well I don't know what kind of jokes people like, so I'm going to write many. 1. I sent out a text saying: hey, guys.
You say you hate the Mexicans, but you eat their food. You say you hate the Chinese, but you buy a lot of stuff made in their country.
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"I have good karma!" he says, Whilst walking into the door. "I'm the luckiest guy you'll meet!" Unconsciously breaking the law. "Touchwood, Whatever.
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump.
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late and was frozen solid in a storm. He dropped down into a pasture of cows.
I was feeling really tired, I wanted something to wake me up, So I made some coffee, In my Cath Kidston coffee cup. I though coffee was meant to give you a buzz.
Since you liked the last one, I've decided to share another :-), unfortunately I don't know that many. This one I remember was told to me by my uncle when I was about 14ish.
When asked how he would like to die this man said: "I would like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did, not screaming and yelling like the other passengers in the car he was...
A man visits his doctor low in spirit and a sad heart. The doctor refuses to medicate him but offers a few simple life remedies.....
I can count every grain of sand on the beach and that's no word of a lie. I can eat a whole apple in one and that's no word of a lie. I can run around naked in the snow and that's no word of a lie.
This is an extract from the lessons your parents, teachers or guardians have told you through your life.... Some time , every day. Parents: Never lie, always be honest , honesty is the best policy.
1-Straightening your hair, when it's already straight. 2-Curling your hair, when it's curly. 3-Throwing bread in the water for ducks, when there is non. 4-Eating chocolate, on a no chocolate diet.
A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding.
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
The following supposedly a true story. This guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer.