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#flashfliction #joke #innocent Rodger had underestimated the physically toll on his donky. Hours of riding him....
Here we go One day 3 penguins were at the top of a hill. The first penguin said how about we have a competition.
Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?" Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time," The Doctor nods, "Hmm." Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them.
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
A redhead goes to the doctor and the doctor looks at her and says "now what seems to be the problem here" She says "doc every time i touch myself it hurts. Watch." she poked herself all over.
The bartender says, "No, we have cherries and grapes but no olives." "Oh," says the duck and leaves.
Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?.
A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
This joke was sent to me, I just am testing how to copy and paste. A Chinese guy goes to a Jew to buy black bras, size 38.
A blonde walks into a doctor's office. She gets in the room with the doctor and says, "Doc, I hurt all over." The doctor is really confused.
'A blonde buys two horses. Se can't tell them apart. A neighbour suggests that she cut the tail of one. That worked fine until the other horse got his tail stuck in a bush and tore.
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette draws a circle around her and throws up all her money.
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.
When do people prefer short ghost stories. When they are of low spirits!.