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I didn't make these up. A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and read from the menu.
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I didn't make these up. A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and read from the menu.
Why do bananas wear sun cream. Because they might peel. A man said to a horse, Why the long face?. Why are pirates called pirates. Because they arrrhh.
Sorry if you don't find these funny but i did although I find everything funny so… Knock knock: Who's there. Cows go, Cows go who. Cows go moo not who silly. Who's there. Howie, Howie who.
the funniest blonde joke I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... * she called me to get my phone number.
What's black and white and red all over. Me-after hearing this joke 1000 times. What's green and goes up and down. Me fainting-from overdose of jokes that everyone has heard at least 100 times.
1.A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that. The blonde replies "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail".