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What do you call a camel with 3 humps.
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My bedroom was tidy but then I was born..
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My Super Amazing Movie
Friend: so what movie did you see with your boyfriend. Me: A movie about a small happy family expecting babies and the mum is murdered by a cold blood killer.
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The whole story : CHAPTER ONE.
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Hi I am going to five you a joke A man walks into a bar ouch.
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Math's X
Dear maths, I'm fed up of trying to find your "x"... just go look for her!.
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Doing Something
Sitting in the couch and just watching my cousin making foods and i'm like,he's so hard working and i'm just doing nothing but watching tv.We're kind of the opposite since i'm older than him, by the...
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The Funny Thing About Math
The funny thing about math is that teachers tell you: "When you times by 10, 100, or 1000, do not say you are adding a 0 on the end" But that's actually what you are doing.
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The Funny Thing About English
The funny thing about English is that teachers always tell you:. "Do NOT start a sentence with 'and'!". "Do NOT start a sentence with 'but'!". "Do NOT use 'said' AT ALL when someone speaks!".
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kids: mum, we make shelters mum: ok. is there any water, electricity, and public facilities. kids: nope. but we have wifi... hmm..kids' priority in emergency area...thumbs up!!!.
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It's All About Rice
How can you turn rice Into ice. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. (Alarm goes off) times up the answer is take off the r..
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Shoes The Movie
Hey Molly wanna go to the Movies Sure why Shoes the movie is rated x What does that mean Cola rated What does that mean 10-11 What does.....
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Flu Medicine
A kid was not eating the flu medicine so his mother put the flu medicine inside a pudding and gave the kid to eat because when he will eat the pudding the medicine will also go inside his tummy and...
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Was was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 8 9.
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Jack,Sarah And Dad
Dad:why are you sitting on a horse and writing.
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Backwards Day
My day starts backwards. I wake up tired and go to bed wide awake..
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Name Different Types Of Triangles
A maths teacher said to his class: "Right, everyone.
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The Morning PSY Comes :P
Son: Mum i told You to cook pancakes for today's breakfast!. Mum: Lalalala what again. Mum I told you to cook onion ok Son: I'm not joking mum Mum: I'm not joking to son :P Son: .....
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Judge With No Thumbs
What do you call a judge with no thumbs. Justice Fingers!.
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Want
I'll do what I want When I want Where I want. If my parents say its okay....
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There was a English man, a Scottish man and a Irish man and they found a magic slide. The English man went down and said " Gold," and landed in a pot of gold.
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Children
Never misjudge a child. Here are some examples: (Child spills coffee on tge table) A NEGATIVE PROJECTION: Ha. This will teach them never to leave their coffee around.
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A Penguin Joke
Here we go One day 3 penguins were at the top of a hill. The first penguin said how about we have a competition.
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Penguin
A man had a penguin with him and the police man said "You sir, take that penguin to the zoo please." So the man did.
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