Latin TV
I learn GCSE Latin, and I am a bit 'nerdy' - that is my only justification for doing this.
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Fizzy Water
#stupidthingspeoplesay (or don't say) [At Lunch] Kids: Pass the fizzy water Adults: Sparking water. Me: Carbonated water Others: ... Kids: What's carbonated water.
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Eye Halve A Spelling Checker
(I didn't write this poem, and I don't know who did. Enjoy anyone, and thank you to whoever did write it.
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The American Humour Bemuses
Ok I have to admit The urban legends true No longer are they fallacies I just don't understand you Your humour does dumbfound me Just as mine does to you too.
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Spell Checker
Eye halve a spelling checker It came with my pea sea, It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
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Confusing English!
I take it you already know Of tough and bough and cough and dough. Others may stumble, but not you, On hiccough, thorough, lough and through. Well done.
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Wild Conversation
I have the necessary koalaifocations says the koala bear. Your koalaifocations are completely irrelephant says the elephant. Don't listen him, he's lion, says the lion.
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The Trials Of English
The English language really is complex Its set of rules Confuse and vex Hiccough doesn't rhyme with dough And how debt came to rhyme with threat I'll never know.
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I Before E
E and I are poor confused letters, Don't know which order to go for the better. One will jump left, the other jump right, Still can't get the right way, try as they might.
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A Play On Words, Just For A Laugh.
*1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.* *2.
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Pronounciation
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.
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The English Language
Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language. Let's face it English is a stupid language.
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European English Lol
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility.
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I Hate It When...
When Americans call chips "French fries". When Americans call crisps "Chips". When Americans call chocolate globbernaughts "Candy bars". When Americans call motorized rollinghams "Cars".
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English Pronunciation by G. Nolst Trenité
Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Suzy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
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50 Funny Oxymorons
Here are 50 funny oxymorons: 50. Act naturally 49. Found missing 48. Resident alien 47. Advanced BASIC 46. Genuine imitation 45. Airline food 44. Good grief 43.
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