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In normal life when you get arrested you are told "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you.
A lawyer was questioning the testimony of a witness to a shooting. "Did you see the shot fired?" " No, sir, I only heard it." "Stand down" said the judge sharply.
A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them," instructed the lawyer. The witness hesitated.
Don't you just hate it when companies put all sorts of ridiculous things in their Terms & Conditions.