The Golden Urinal - My New Favourite Joke
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman.
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A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman.
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#household challenge A slap of the face, a slam of the door A smash of a glass,she can't take any more Sobbing on the stairs, her heart truly broken The door opens, his words softly spoken ...
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