Who Says Romance Is Dead?
Mr Burr is having a wash, It's that time of the year. Splashing the Old Spice, Over the bits that are sair.
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Exotic Animals - A Joke For The LAD's
I went to the pet store the other day and I asked the shopkeeper if he had any animals that could help me in my everyday life.
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Grate My Mood
I laid down upon my bed To rest my weary head The day had been long and night had arrived My thoughts relaxed and my eyes were tiered To a rhythmic pattern I wake As the bed began to shake "What the...
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1 Minute Poetry
My wife said,"What's the matter?" I said,"Oh, it's this stupid poem.
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Jobs
Is it really morning and time to arise.
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Joke #2
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I had enjoyed the first week: by doing as little as possible.
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Joke #1
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
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proof
#household. The top drawer is the place I keep my underwear. But there's a special object that I also keep in there. I've kept it very secret, so no-one else can see.
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The Dilemma
My husband thinks he is losing his mind, he has just asked me if I can hear or have heard a cat meowing as he keeps hearing it, I of course have told him, (with a straight face and acting full of...
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In Need Of A Holiday *edit
There was a metallic clink as the letterbox snapped shut. The dog had failed to hear it this time, testament either to the mastiff's progressing deafness, or the postman's tentative stealth.
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Untitled
Although a bright and able man, my husband is almost completely helpless when faced with even the simplest domestic chore.
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anagram
#household. He, the crossword addict. She, starved of affection. Attempts to capture sauciness. Were met with firm rejection. Each day he'd scan the papers. For a crossword he'd not done.
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Joke!
When some friends get invited round to dinner, they notice that the host of the party always addressed his wife as honey or sweetheart, darling etc.
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2. Love
#100days My love is always there for me, Patient, sure and kind. A hug and a shake of the head When I worry about my behind. Are you sure it isn't huge. I plead one Monday morning.
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50 Shades Of Green
50 shades of grey.
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Brown Wash
The white wash is done But what's this I've found.
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Two Views
2 WOMEN - are having a coffee and catching up: So, how was your evening last night. A disaster.
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Wrong Approach
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.
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Diary Of A Housewife
Dear Diary: Day 1 Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When it came time to re-enact our wedding night, he locked himself in the bathroom and cried.
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Untitled
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing. " She asked. "Hunting Flies " He responded. "Oh. Killing any. " She asked.
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Marriage Joke
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas. Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone.
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Train Marriage
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
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Untitled
A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, whereas women use 20,000 words per day.
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It’s Started
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts.” The wife sighs and gets him a beer.
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