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Mathematics: This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 years experience. (My great uncle and his wife). It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
Math can be called a language as far as the abstract concept of a language is concerned.
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So you have probably heard of the book and now movie, The Life of Pi.
FACT Every number has a value. Even zero. QUESTION If zero has a value what is it. Is it nothing. ANSER Yes. But nothing is a vallue so if you find a number big enugh you can make it larger.
#love. Love worked out what it wanted to know. 5,4,6, 2,1 and away we go. My bloody maths skills leave me in hesitation. Trying hard to solve my loves equations. 2 new lovers make out on the floor.
#nightdwellers If (a) equals 1 and (b) equals 4 And (c) equals 2 and (d) equals more Then (b) divided by (c) plus (a) times (d) squared might equal a love triangle disguised as a cube.
I have heard people say that there are endless possibilities (if you watch any TV you will know that this is in response to the curries advert about buying TVs "the endless possibilities") with...
You know, if you were to ask me what 2 + 2 was, I would say 4. So would you. But I used to know this accountant fellah, and he asked me the same question. I said "4".
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I'm not sure why I'm doing this, but I'm going to double numbers for as far as I can in my head, and write them down.
Matrices A 2 by 3. Express in terms of pi Density of the block Anaphylactic shock. I think I'm going to die. y=mx +c, I can't get It into my thick head. Differentiate Only to intergrate.
This is a true story about the inventor of chess and an Emperor of China.