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#acrostic Transcendental claptrap. What a load of bull. I'm sorry, but I've had enough, I'm Nobody's fool. Forget this 'soulmate' nonsense. Let's all get one thing clear. Alpha this. Omega that?.
16+ and only for those without a sense of humour bypass... If I've not offended any stereotype, please accept my apologies. The start is from the Bagpuss song.
Hello again, and today is Sunday, March 3, 2013.
Well, Sunday evening and time to announce the winner of the "Jack Sprat" fill in the blanks challenge. Quite an easy task for me as the only entrant was Lee with "Jack Sprat Trims The Fat".
+18 Might not be best read by younger readers or anyone in fact. A really stunning movie, S hitty in places though, the S cenes never fail to move me, I t's a pretty messy show.
Dear @patdolan83 just a little note, so that you knoW, after tHe post you madE regaRding subliminal mEssaging, i've checked my accountS, and iT seems tHat All my money is sTill where i lefT it.
Fifty shades of . Fifty shades of lube to taste and go, Fifty shades of vibrators set to go, The fifty shades of umbrellas we need, to keep out the fifty shades that plant a seed..
Get a life you say.
I really don't like the "follow" game I'm sorry I just don't get your aim There's no prize as we're all the same What do you hope to achieve, fame.
(I dont like this song :).) It's a beautiful night, We're looking for something dumb to do. (Are we?) Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you.
There's going to be A midnight rush On Opuss, Who can post The 'best' boring quote To make top of the day On the first of January.
Q uick.
M oan, again. why not . O r maybe you could groan. A gain, why stop . N egativity, what a tone. E verything is bad enough, R eally, you've got to moan. look, now I'm bloody doing it.
Well I received one entry to the #phrase comp and it was a brilliant one from @AJBrown (A Fractured Life).....
Ok it's a little early. But never mind. Only two entries, from Pat and Eddie...Pat and Eddie...sounds like a Victoria Wood sitcom... I digress. Who to choose.
I know it is customary tat when you reach your 100th Opuss. A user has to thank everyone for their support and blah blah, blah but I'd thought I would do something different.
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If you are looking for a well structured opuss, don't read this. Basically, this is a collection of thoughts, jokes and quotes. It will probably be quite short though :) Knock knock. Who's there.
This is the tale of the Famous Five And a bit of smut that kept them alive Julian, Dick, George and Anne And Timmy the dog made up the clan Also around: George's mum and dad Fanny and Quentin (who...
What's happened since I've been away.
Ok, so my hooker scooped the prize, Got top marks, stars in her eyes. She'll be waiting for your call, But until then, a new @household word for you all..... I'm so darn chuffed to win today.
Everyone watch For copy kitty. She steals your answers, Is ever so witty. Watch your back Copy kitty's around. Copyright your opusses, Make it safe and sound.
Hey fellas and fellos. I just wanted to let you know that AS OF NOW, There is a rule change for the 100 day challenge. You may now do the topics in the order of Sdrawkcab Or Forwards.
#household The Mona Lisa - is she beautiful.