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By Miscellaneous Good Evening, Fellow Opians or Opussians. Welcome to A CHANCE TO FINALLY TALK ABOUT YOURSELF WITHOUT FEELING RUDE!!. Part III.
By Miscellaneous Well, hello there, fellow Opians. HELLO, MISC. NICE TO SEE YOU. What are you doing here, Capitol Letter Person. *mutters* I thought you were only in my emails. NO.
#crossover I'm a super-duper Kryptonian alien, but no need to make a fuss So long as you don't compare me to that nosy Parker radioactive spider's...
*One naughty word.
I am going to write something at the end of this to see if it comes up after I post this, please do not try and read it. Stop!!!!. Don't read it. Go away, turn back, don't look.
Conspiracy theories were created to cover up the coverups that the conspiracy was created to cover up.
#adventchallenge ROBIN. How can you still be with THATman. In that mask, he looks like a RATman. Robin, don't hang out with BATman, Come with me.........
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the kings horses and all the kings men Couldn't put Humpty together again...
A mate and I were talking earlier. And at one point, he sent me this: Dragon > sword At this point, a swirl of logic popped into my brain.
1. You are reading this 2. Your realising that is a pointless fact. 4. I skipped three 5.now your checking 7. Your reading this even though its pointless 8. I missed six 9.
I am a master debater buff wristed argumentator. must now or a crime it will be later shocked-faces, sirens, biased adjudicator. speed or danger, I'll be frank I decide on visual aid or the bank.
Well, this is it. The big 3-0-0 I've been here for three centuries (worth of Opusses, anyway). So I would like to make a little speech.
YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU I know you were too lazy to read all...
Now this is strange. I see people, albeit few people, liking my work.
Some of you fine people have kindly read some of my last few Opuss', Opusses, Opusi... Opi?... I don't know the plural.
@Delilah Today, I'm feeling briely cheesy, Managed to String this together, It was getting Harzer and Harzer, Good Grevè, Delilah, You asked for it, Leer.
O range juice, R ocks, it never resembles, A pplehead knick-knacks, N ot that I don't like, G oing out to buy applehead knick-knacks, E ven though they don't exist.
CAUTION: DO NOT READ THIS. Are you still reading. You better stop now. Are you blind or something?!?!?!?. Didn't you see the warning?!?. Oh, smart guy huh. You know what. Read the next page.
(I didn't make it up I just thought it was funny) 1. You are reading this right now. 2. You are realising that is a stupid fact. 4. You didn't notice I skipped three. 5. Your checking it now. 6.
So, up marches Prudence the Penguin. With his luggage tucked under his wings.. "What do you keep in your suitcase.
Person 1:...
Dalek Evolution (the Dalek Emperor is.. Uh... Standing by a large, ornate dressing screen. There is movement from behind. ) Emperor Dalek: DALEK BRETHREN - HEAR ME.
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Hero Vs. Villain. Villain says: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!. I'm EEEEEEEEEEEVIL!!. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough cough* sorry, hold on...