In Sickness And In Health?
I remember the fist kiss, I remember the first fumbling embrace. I thought my heart would just explode.
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Self-reproach
Definition: (noun) A feeling of deep regret (usually for some misdeed).
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M•I•L•F 2 G•I•L•F
Nipped and a tuck Gosh you're in luck You thought she was a yummy mummy Turns out she's quite the contrary Collagen lips Liposuctioned hips All her saggy bits hidden by a surgeons tricks At...
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When I Was A Small Boy
When I was a small boy I wanted to be James Bond. Now I am middle aged I want a garden pond. When I was a small boy I wanted to eat a sweet. Now I am middle aged I get pains in my feet.
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Too Long In The Tooth
Oh god, has old age began to set in. I'm against something I'll never win My frown is causing people to ask why.
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Life Begins At Forty
Today was a bright day, many say I'm old, not up with the new trends, don't fit in the fold.
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Growing Old Gracefully
I never thought I would join the purple rinse brigade. But here I am, at the grand old age of 37 worrying about the 'sparkly bits' that seem to multiply every month.
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Old...?
Got home yesterday and the kids had run amok Christ are you still here. Can't help looking at the clock I think I'm showing symptoms.
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My Brother
My brother is in his 40s (somewhere) He was married, giving his wife money to pay all the bills..........so he thought.
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Honor Fedilitatis Praemium
Henry moaned to Simon, his factory-floor colleague 'Oh to work somewhere else. Woe is me. Nineteen years at the same grindstone Only to still have no place to call home.
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Diary Of A Housewife
Dear Diary: Day 1 Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When it came time to re-enact our wedding night, he locked himself in the bathroom and cried.
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That One Night On Tuscany
The stench of Nazionali and cheap supermarket wine gripped the apartment.
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Fab And Forty....really?
My big 4 0 is approaching and even when you say 4 0...the 0 says it all 'oh'....
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OP 4
Ordinary People Eugene History is the most boring subject in the world. Why did I fail to be an archeologist. Instead I am stuck teaching Class 9d in England.
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Adventures In Tim Land
Tim sits motionless in his seat looking mournfully at the plate of food before him. For the 40 years they had been married Sarah had always served a poached egg with toast for breakfast...
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