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Oh Miley Not sure this is a good idea Oh whiskers Miley I hear'm coming, quick hurry Wow Miley You got it open Oh crappers Miley Everyone's watching us Suspendous Miley We're at the last...
So someone challenged me to a bet. Told me it took more than 6 days to travel the world and back. I disagreed. So I became a class explorer. .. Working of course. So I planned my route out perfectly.
Of all my great ideas, this one is clearly the best An adventure of pure endurance, I'm putting my body to the test I've brought ten thousand balloons and I've got myself a spud gun I'm going to fly...
#opussweeklychallenge My shuffle came up with 'Call Me Maybe' by Carly Rae Jepsen. The opening line is 'I threw a wish in a well'.
I've decided to do a sponsored swim, I'm going to swim the Pacific Everyone thinks its a bad idea, but I think it's terrific I've been in training for weeks, well I don't want to look a fool Ive just...
I have had the awsome idea to write a fake blog. Saturday the 8th. Today, I opened my advent calendars to find a nest of spiders had eaten my chocolates.
#adventchallenge. I thought I'd take the car. For a journey into town. Gently pressed the pedal. And now I'm upside down. It wasn't a crash per se. More a theatrical roll.
So my Blackberry took a trip today... Off on the bus and far away. At first I'd no idea t'was gone, Then I sensed that something was wrong...
Short story about two thieves and security x) enjoy :3 *~*~*~*~* "D-D-D-D-D-D-" "WHAT?!??" I yelled, stopping Kai from saying 'D'. He places his finger over his lips, "Shh.
@redfae There once was a redhead (that's you), Who was feeling quite terribly blue, For the prospect of cleaning, Sent poor Ally of screaming, Away in her pjs to Waterloo.
#opussweeklychallenge Ok, so I'm just ridin' down this long, windy country road, in my new red tractor, and matching wellies. But suddenly, I sees this duck, stuck, in this massive pool of mud.
#movement I remember one Christmas Eve Pub was full and starting to heave A night out with the band Got a bit out of hand Things happened I couldn't believe Went up to get our next drink Someone...
The other day I saw a duck,. It was in a pond and it was stuck,. Ice had frozen the surface solid,. Its legs were trapped, and so I hurried,. Over to see how I could help,.
Dear Lord. Well that didn't go too well. 1hr I was waiting here for this girl. So I went into the bathroom to see what she was doing in there.
Sitting with my dear wife Enjoying the peaceful life A call from my daughter The illusion does shatter Alas.
Saturday. ----- Tom; "Jana says I'm not romantic" Me; "You're not" Tom; "What should I do?" Me; "Nothing". Tom; "Seriously, what would you do?" Me; "Nothing".
There was a hotel, and in the rooms there was a balcony, one day 3 friends lived in 3 rooms with balconies all above each other.
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee.
Three local lads from Dublin south Were sailing through the creek One was white haired and his mouth Was closed for words to leak, Another one was deaf as goat, He shouted all day long, And blind...
Our mutual friend Anna was house/dog sitting for her boyfriends parents while he and his parents were away visiting family, the dog was very old and quite sickly.