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#truestory. I'm going back to 98, when this unfortunate event took place. I'd been on a bit of a bender and was properly pissed out my face.
Things to do at Wal-Mart while the significant other is taking his/her sweet time: 1. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 2.
They stacked the dominos -they did, one after the other. They lined it up too -all neat, in line no bother.
I came stumbling into school the next morning,yawning.
I was walking my way from school But what I did wasn't cool. When I walked in the room I knew I was doomed The way my mom looked at me. She looked at me very suspicious.
Ok so I've been told a few times that I have a twisted mind. And a silly head like mine is probably pretty hard to find. I'm the girl in the queue, who will suddenly giggle at nothing.
@LittleKitten Rolling around In the snow on the grass Clothes become drenched How.
As a little girl, I went in,. To my mothers room which beheld a tin,. And inside this tin was secret galore,. All the make up my mama wore,. Bright red lippy and powder puff,.
Look out, here he comes, Take care, guard your bums, Keep sharp, the Pant Sniper's here. Oh, Dear, what to do, Belts tight, grab a shoe, Perhaps you should put down that beer...
Dear Dave, I'm in a bit of a conundrum and would be most pleased if you could provide me with code for my g-mas electric scooter chair, so I can race it up and down the halls as she's having an...
A candy bar. A piece of cake. A lollipop. A chocolate shake. A jelly donut. Chocolate chips. Some gummy worms and licorice whips. A candy cane. A lemon drop. Some bubblegum and soda pop.
Sugar And Little Sisters As I sat there she cried in my ear play with be play with me mom had left me to babysit her I was so mad Susan Hills was throwing a sleepover party all the girls in 3rd year...
I know a funny little man, As quiet as a mouse, Who does the mischief that is done In everybody's house.
Mirabelle the monkey, She was a figure of fun, She'd swing from tree to tree all day, And lie out in the sun.
(I don't really do this) Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
WARNING. 5 years old plus. Random cookie poem ahead. Haha, some illeagel "stealing" is involved :P So I made you this cookie And it was really great How do I know this.
I am a kitten,. The world is a tree,. I'm climbing straight up it,. And meow "look at me",. There's string strung on branches,. And yarn hanging down,. Look over the edge,. And see miles around,.
"Children, children, settle down now. This lesson, we will be decorating biscuits. Yes Molly I know it's exciting. Now, WALK to your tables and there will be a biscuit, some icing and some sweeties.
I have a magic elephant I keep him on a thread And when I rub his tail softly Time stops dead. It's quite a handy charm When I'm sitting an exam I never ever cheat Just take as long as I can.
Don't read this. Do exactly what I put. Stomp upstairs (or march!). Jump up and down x5. Turn around. Shout your mum. Sit down. Lie down. Shout your name. Say 'I'm a fool!'. Watch your mum walk in.
A candy bar. A piece of cake. A lollipop. A chocolate shake. A jelly donut. Chocolate chips. Some gummy worms and licorice whips. A candy cane. A lemon drop. Some bubblegum and soda pop.
The cat. He stares at you with wide eyes as you enter the house. You suspect something...
Tesco night boys tesco night boys Food fights and making noise Petes looking for his bike on his hands and knees Guarantee it's hanging from the roof or in the deep freeze Johns riding his motorbike...
(Caution: 722 words)(So plz comment at least xD) She went off to the town for a mission, code name: DAMWIAD (Don't Ask Me What I Am Doing).