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*Bri's Point of View* I wake up and grab my phone from the night table. 'Meet me at my house in an hour. It's an emergency!' sent from Harry. Fifty minutes ago.
Call it what you will... Call it what you like, there's two sides to this argument even if it takes all night. Call it what you will, may I suggest you just chill...
A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Get home and chill for 10 mins, then go in the kitchen and Dad's like: "Your phones turned into celery!" I just stare at him then I say slowly, "OH MY GOD.
Phone rings. I pick it up. "Hello?" "Hi. How are you?" replies the voice on the other end. "Good." I reply automatically.
Today I got a message, A message from a friend. A simple message saying, "I'll love you to the end". I was feeling fairly confused, Considering we weren't good friends anymore.
I walk straight to the park looking at the water fountain 'another' keeps repeating in my head, how didn't I realise who it was.
The first thing you probably want to know is if Alana and Toby had that first kiss. Anser:yes the second thing you might want to know is did Sarah and Toby get back together. Anser:no.
Well that's as daft as it is absurd. Cos she only half listened to what she thought she'd heard. Multi tasking conversations without thinking first. Email, texting while speaking to the third.
Diddly diddly dee dee doo, Lah lah laaaaah, doo be doooooo... (Hold music) Operator: Hello, my name is Penny - How Can I Help You Today.
Part 3 As I twisted the lock and pushed the door open, Becky followed, eager to come inside. 'So,' she said, 'I've made a list of top tips for a date. There's about 100 down there.
"I can't wait to meet her, it's been so long" he thought "I can't wait to meet him, it's been so long" she thought "I want her so badly, I will do anything to get her" "I want him so badly, I...
Been away from opuss for a bit fighting the constant war with laziness and apathy. Any way while browsing the feed catching up on some stuff noticed #household going on.
This morning------- Me; "I'm going to get some smokes, you want anything?" Tom; "Tomato juice, bagels, alka seltzer, oh and some chocolates for Jana" Me; "What am I, your personal shopper?" Tom;...
Accidentally deleted this poem __________________ Tap, tap, tap... Tap Her shoe to my chair, But I try not to care And ignore her some more.
When we got to the hospital waiting room I sat as far away from Jason as I could. The man we-sorry, I-, had found was rushed straight to one of the emergency rooms.
A foreign soldier didn't know how to speak English. He was going to have an interview with the person in charge so he had to pass the interview in order to be employed as a soldier.
Late at night, time for bed Oh to rest my weary head But what's that noisy ringing tone. It's the bloody telephone. What do they want. Who could it be. Don't they know it's bedtime for me.
"How boring!" one remarks at the lecture while yawning. The lecture could easily bore you and anyway half of the listeners were in the mood of sleep.
Me: I got good news and bad news Dad: Ok whats the good news. Me: I saved the school from a fire. Dad: OMG THATS AMAZING. Whats the bad news.
Ett medelålders par från norra USA längtade en kall vinter till värmen och bestämde sig för att åka ner till Florida och bo på hotellet där de tillbringade bröllopsnatten tjugo år tidigare.
Me: Can I have a glass of cola. Waitress: Will diet pepsi do. Me: Never mind. Can I have a glass of lemonade. Waitress: Sure *gives a glass of 7-up* Me: This is 7-up....
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to Miami Beach for a few days to thaw out during one particularly cold winter.
Me: Mom, Im going out. Mom: With friends. Me: No, with people I hate... Mom: Why thats dumb Me: Mom I was just kidding -__- Mom: Wait so your not going.