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#stupidthingspeoplesay 'Poor old Johnny Ray Sounded sad upon the radio Moved a million hearts in mono Our mothers cried...' With thanks to Dexy's Midnight Runners, these are the first lines to...
this post is gonna be kinda inspired/related to one of mckinley's posts and it's that when you think of love, what pops into your head is generally romance.
Its xmas eve.
A fat man ordered a skinny latte His anorexic friend ordered cappuccino with cake Waitress was half asleep from the weekend break Fat man got a sticky bun and his friend said there's been a...
He says "I like you" She hears "I love you" She says " I'm going out with friends" He hears "I want this relationship to end" He says "Your fit" She hears "let's get to bed quick" She says...
Once upon a time that was thursday I wake up early and I take my breakfast and I go to my iPod and go to chat in face book and I chat with a girl named Rochelle she was my first crush last year she...
I go onto Facebook I read the comments there My friend has had a bad day She lays her thoughts out bare I read her troubled story It makes me sad inside I'd like to be there for her To give her...
The next day I felt like world war 2 had started in my body.
I couldn't stop a chuckle that escaped my mouth...it was funny and I was just relieved that it was her boyfriend. "See. Even Jake thought it wasn't funny and he doesn't even know you..."Haley giggled.
It's been a week since I last talked to Susan or Julie. Julie hasn't been on the bus but I've seen her in school. I wonder why.
>Why I am Divorced?>>Last week wasmy birthday>>I went downstairs for breakfast>hoping my husband would bepleasant and say,>'Happy Birthday!',>and possibly have a small present forme.>>As it turned...
"Umm..." "Look, I'm sorry for what happened back there..." "Please, don't mention it..." "No, really, I need to apologise..." "I need to apologise as well, you know..." "So..." "Sorry." "Sorry." That...
The bell rang and I walked out of class. It was Lunch.
Boy: I'm hungry. Dad: Well, hello Hungry. Boy: No dad. I am actually hungry. I'm starving in fact. Dad: Oh, you changed your name. Hi Starving. Boy: DAD. I am actually hungry as in I want food.
Blonde- what does stfu mean. Women- shut the fuck up. Blonde- wow it was just a question Blonde- what does brb mean. Women- be right back Blonde- how long will you be I want to know what it means.
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!.
Teacher: Does everybody know the alphabet. Little Johnny: No. Teacher: Alright little Johnny you need to know the alphabet by tomorrow. Little Johnny: Okay. At Home Little Johnny: Mom.
DOG: knocked bin over. Drank some stuff What stuff. DOG: dunno, blue silvery stuff Red bull. DOG: brain feels all ELECTRICKY Lie down. DOG: OMG you left the bedroom door open.
A child was throwing a tantrum. His father said to him "I am extremely sick of your behaviour." So the child rush to the phone and called an ambulance saying his father was very sick.
"This is your idea of fun?!" Andy reluctantly let her drag him.
Just went with my brother to collect a garden bench from an elderly lady my parents know.
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot".I call mine Sex.Now,Sex has been very embarrassing to me.When i went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license,I told the clerk...
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
There was a man driving home with his son, he was pulled over by a police man and he said BASTARD!!!. His son says 'daddy daddy daddy' what does bastard mean. it means police man, ok.