Johnny English: Reborn
"Set the Satnav for Switzerland, lets kick some bottom." Johnny English (Rowan Atkinson).
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"Set the Satnav for Switzerland, lets kick some bottom." Johnny English (Rowan Atkinson).
Every fairytale needs a good old fashioned villain. -Moriarty.
In case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening, and good night. ~ Truman Burbank (The Truman Show).
Son, you got a panty on your head. — Raising Arizona.
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return to obtain, something of equal value must be lost. - Alphonse Elric.
Only Americans can turn bird watching into competition. -The Big Year.
(me watching the Oscar's) And the winner for best movie of the year is............................. (half an hour later) Argo. Me: NOOOOO!!. WHY DIDN'T LES MISERABLES WIN?!?!?!?!.
You tanned yourself orange. No, the bottle says 'tangerine'..
Tom: but we wont start liking each other because your a dickhead. Hal: and you are a Neanderthal. Tom: exactly, now are you coming to the shop or what?.
Nick Fury: The idea was to bring together a group of remarkable people, see if they could become something more.
Hakuna Matata <3.
"I shut everybody out. Don't take it personally. It's just easier." ~ Beca on Pitch Perfect.
She said she was trying to be so perfect because deep down she never felt good enough to be with you..
When we were five our parents asked us what we wanted to some said astronaut, or in my case princess. When we were ten they asked again some said journalist or in my case a gold mentalist.
They're smitten, While playing badminton, Where's my kitten. -Princess Diaries 2.
When your ex says, "You'll never find anyone like me." Reply with, "That's the point DUMBASS".
When your ex says, "You'll never find anyone like me." Reply with, "That's the point DUMBASS".
Simpson, Homer Simpson. He's the greatest guy in history. From the, town of Springfield. He's about to hit a chestnut tree..
I leave and she's 12, I come back after a week and she's 16. -Parental Guidance.
Promise me one thing: Don't take me home until I'm drunk-very drunk indeed. - Holly Golightly (Breakfast At Tiffany's 1961).
"If you wake up one morning, and it's a particularly beautiful sunset, then you'll know we succeeded" -Capa, in Sunshine.
Sherlock: Sex does not alarm me. Mycroft: How would you know. -- Me: oooh burn!!!!.
The closer we're to danger the further we are from harm. - Pippin Took.
I didn't eat for three days so I could be lovely." -Skins.