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Arth The Garth. Who liked to laugh. Thought it was funny when sat in the bath. Said the bubbles got big when he done a fart. He liked to sniff, that Arth The Garth. Ray The Skate. Who liked to taste.
T'was billing and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe "Beware the Jabberwock my son. the jaws that bite, the claws that catch.
Blithering BedHair Lee, Now without his knees, Back for more, From hero ladies adored, Stealing elastic from their pants, Why you - you sneaky little ant.
The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea In a beautiful pea green boat, They took some honey, and plenty of money, Wrapped up in a five pound note.
Inspired by the wonderful posts by @smellyfingers , @naaviie and @sjw. I'm catching the cuckoo train Not choo-choo train Cuckoo train. I'm catching the cuckoo train It's high time I was off.
Inspired by @SmellyFingers. Welcome to Topsy Turvey Town. This is a place where things that are up are actualy things that are down. Nothing stranger than a sight to see like a dog walking a human.
Don't stop to compare,. A hare, with a square,. You won't get very far,. In a cream-filled car,. Like a tortoise on speed,. That dragon's drinking mead,. When clouds fall from the skies,.
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. "Beware the Jabberwock, my son.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son. The jaws that bite, the claws that catch.