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#100things 1) Reading - to the point where, when I was little, my granny used to tell me off for spending pocket money on books rather than dresses or toys or whatnot.
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#100things 1) Reading - to the point where, when I was little, my granny used to tell me off for spending pocket money on books rather than dresses or toys or whatnot.
This poem/rant is based on the Northern Irish 2012 Riots over the taking down of the Union Jack from the flag pole at Belfast City Hall. Enjoy.
A lifetime ago I'd be marching all day I didn't really know why, it was just the way. Banners held high depicting battles of lore As I follow follow, wearing sash my father wore.
A true Shankill woman is she, Timed her death so perfectly. Such a time, a time to be Home for the Twelfth. Put her Union Jack socks on In the funeral home.
The Port is where I was born and bred Always be home until I am dead It's where I lay my spiritual hat Even though a table in Fife is where I eat at.
I have always wondered If it was ever true That you could fit into a bucket Everything you want to do.
In the 2012 Olympics Northern Ireland should win gold For tourist confuddlement. We're a riddle, so I'm told.
The bitchy, backstabbing - and totally beau - debutantes of Belfast. Meredith Harper, Kerry Davidson, Cameron Matthews and Imogen Dawson are the monarchs of Mount Olivet Grammar School.