Fillintheblanks Challenge
Just got in from work - what a nice surprise. I'd like to thank Sienna for presenting me with this award.
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A Knock On The Knee
A knock on the knee when I was wee I used to sit on m' mammy's knee. Her apron tore An' I fell on the floor An' that was the end o' me. She chased me from town to town Screaming all the streets down.
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The Ants Go Marching
The ants go marching one by one Hurrah. Hurrah. The ants go marching one by one Hurrah. Hurrah.
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Tweedledee And Tweedledum
From the top of my head: Mr. Tweedledee, And Tweedledum, Were born at the same time, From the same mum.
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The Pig, The Wolf And The Pincey Moos
#adventchallenge Mince pies. Oh, a house of sticks, I'll just look inside... There may just be something yummy Playing 'Hide'.... Something pink, Something fat, Something lovely to eat.
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Nursery Rhymes: Over-thinking Edition
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the kings horses and all the kings men Couldn't put Humpty together again...
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Be Nimble
You know those days, when you just can't breathe. Those times when you don't see the point in being alive. Those moments when you really just want to leave. Welcome to every moment of my life.
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Rain, Rain
Rain, rain, Go away, Come again another day. Rain rain, we've had enough, Go away, it's getting tough. Rain rain, No fear of drought, Our wet sky says out.
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Childhood Poem
Isn't it strange how words from more than 50 years ago can just pop into your head for no apparent reason: Ten men went to mow, Went to mow a meadow, Ten men Nine men Eight men Seven men Six...
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Nursery Rhyme Origins: Mary Had A Little Lamb
Sourced primarily from Wikipedia. This rhyme is of American origin and was first written by Sarah Josepha Hale (this is slightly contentious) in 1830, inspired by an actual incident.
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Lucy Locket
#darknursery Lucy Locket lost her pocket Kitty Fisher found it.. There was not a penny in it, But a ribbon round it. 'Give me back my money, bitch.
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Monday's Child
Mondays child is bound to quit, Tuesdays child is full of shit, Wednesdays child is dumb and slow, Thursdays child no one knows, Fridays child hasn't a shit to be giving, Saturdays child's a dick,...
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The Evolution Of Humpty
In lieu of @eddie12309 's Improvisation Challenge... There once was a little egg Who sprouted two ickle legs But he fell on his ass Rolling in the grass He felt just like Peg-Leg-Meg.
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The Moon
The moon is gone Gone i say.
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Sir Humpty Of Dumpty
Humpy Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpy Dumpty why do you bother at all. You keep going up with no end in sight. All the kings horses have never been able to put you right.
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Hey Diddle Diddle
You say it's just a children's rhyme But I'm sorry, I can't agree Sometimes little nonsensical words Can help restore your sanity. Who said the cat can't play a fiddle.
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Warning 2!
Attention. We apologise For the recent security notes But there's yet another incident That requires your attention, folks.
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Three Little Piggys
The three little pigs in a bit of a jam, Sought some help from the gingerbread man. Their lives were in peril from a wolf so bad, Protection they said, must be had.
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Mice
Three blind mice... Scurrying on the floor Couldn't see the pussycat Behind the kitchen door Two blind mice... Fell into a hole One got out, but the other Now lives like a mole One blind mouse...
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COCA COLA WENT TO TOWN PEPSI COLA SHOT HIM DOWN DR.
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