Jack and The Furry Muffet
#fillintheblanks One sunny day Jack decided to walk up the hill with Jill to fetch a pail of water.
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Seven Days Of Cocoa
Monday's chocolate for filling your face,. Tuesday's chocolate rich in continental taste,. Wednesday's chocolate sprinkled on gateau,. Thursday's chocolate a fountain for show,.
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Fairytale Confusion.
Little Red Riding Hood sat on a tuffet, Oh no, that's not right, that's Little Miss Muffet... Little Red Snow White, I'll blow your house down. No wait, that's the Bad Wolf - wrong side of town.
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Hey Diddle Diddle
Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, The cow jumped over the moon. The little dog laughed to see such fun And the dish ran away with the spoon.
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Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty hasn't got a clue. Sat on a wall to have a poo. Lent forward to wipe his arse. Fell off the wall, and made us all laugh. There he laid in a thousand bits.
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My Fairy tale Welsh Poem
Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair. Down Cardiff castle it fell long and fair. In the distance snow white sang, In the valleys with her seven dwarf gang.
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Tick Tock Jatty Pratty
Hickory dick-your-ey dock @Jatt ran up the fucking clock The clock struck one @Seamonster brought him tumbling down Hickory fickle-ry clock Tick tock.
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Humpty
Humpty Dumpty had KFC I looked in the mirror And Humpty was me.
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