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By Gemma Doyle You never can tell if parents notice or are listening Kid: I'm going to become a terrorist and blow up stuff. Parents: mmmhmm Kid: When I grow up I'll cause pain to all.
If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter. Is it OK to use the a.m. radio after noon. What do you call a male ladybug.
These are some of the things that get on my nerves. The TV weather forecast, tells yesterday's weather. Who is this for exactly?.
Only in America do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries and a diet coke. Only in America do banks leave the doors wide open but chain the pens to the desk.
Have you ever wondered, Why sheep don't shrink in the rain. Or why putting on mascara always seems to be a pain.
1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping. 2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all. 3. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!. 4.
"AFTER DARK?" That would be morning. "SLEPT LIKE A BABY?" Why, did you scream, cry, and keep your parents up all night. UGG BOOTS+BOOTY SHORTS. Make up your mind. FAKE TANNER SUNSCREEN.