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Jokes 1. What did the policeman say to his stomach. Ur under a-vest 2. What did the banana say to the doctor. Im not peeling well. 3. How did the egg cross the road. It scrambled. 4.
(not mine) Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
Learn how to spell. Auto correct isn't always write. --- Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
When i grow up, i wanna be an imaginary friend What do you do when u have a tiger chasing you from behind, a bear on your right and cheetah on your left. GET YOUR DRUNK BUTT OF THE MERRY GO...
Q) What do prisoners use to call each other. A) Cell Phones. Q) What did the water say to the boat. A) Nothing, it just waved. Q) What did the grape do when it was stepped on. A) Give a little whine.
Q.Where do you find a one-legged dog. A.Where you left it. Q.What's pink and fluffy. A.Pink fluff Q.What's blue and fluffy. A. Pink fluff holding it's breath. Q.What do you call a deer with 1 eye.