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(1 bad word.) Was I drunk last night. No, that couldn't be it- All I've ever had in my life is a sip. But something strange happened, I was just so tired, 11 pm gets me really wired.
I have a hairy bum I'm hairy from my tum. It doesn't cause me trouble, Except when I'm bending over double. You see after a serious turd, I'm not sure you girls have heard.
Puss oh puss With your lovely black fur, Licking your legs and being demure, Spare a thought for the human whose right by your side, Who washes in water with creme germicide , You are done in a tick...