Opuss And Twitter
Ok, so is it safe to have Opuss and Twitter together. My conclusion is that it depends on your species of Opuss and Twitter.
0
0
170 words
Explore Unputdownable Stories
Thousands of free stories. Support your favorites when you're ready.
Showing stories tagged with #pet-comedy Clear filter
My Mums Christmas Present..
I have conquered,. The shopping mall,. Most of the shops-. We had to crawl,. Spent all my money,. On sleep wear in next,. Can't tell my mum,. It's quite complexed,. The gift was £42,.
2
0
89 words
Cooking Fat
A true story... Cannot quite take in the sight That greeted me today The cat was banshee howling Out you go I say.
40
18
211 words
Worldwide Bunny Domination
Here I am at the vets. This should be a crack. 4 of my giant rabbits. Oh my bloody back. Yes you may well laugh. But what you cannot see. Worldwide bunny domination. Should they ever get free.
24
23
56 words
Wake Up Call
Why am I up so early On a Saturday morn. Why am I up this early At the fecking crack of dawn. I'll tell you why, my sweet I've had claws at my feet.
76
11
71 words
Texts From My Dog 72
DOG: WHERE ARE YOU. On my way to the supermarket DOG: OMG WHEN WILL YOU BE BACK. FFS, I just left. I said 'see you soon' remember. DOG: NO. WHEN WILL YOU BE BACK.
80
1
84 words
Me Vs Killer (Short Story)
This isn't gonna be a series or anything. Just a short story. Enjoy. My bedroom door was closed. It was 3am and I'd just been to the toilet. You probably didn't want to know that but now you do.
22
5
245 words
My Cat Is Trying To Kill Me.
Okay, I swear my cat is trying to kill me. Seriously. She left all her toys on the stairs, an once I tripped down one and fell down the stairs, damaging my back and leg.
18
5
64 words
Texts From My Dog 42
DOG: your the best.
56
2
56 words
Texts From My Dog 37
DOG: what will you do with me when I die. Flush you down the toilet. DOG: is my death a joke to you. I'm having you stuffed.
62
4
77 words
Texts From My Dog
You have received a new SMS message. DOG: Fun day. Ran around the house in a cape. I'M BATDOG LOL Where did u get the cape. DOG: I think role playing helps alleviate my boredom.
58
2
61 words