The Enthralling Adventures Of Eva
Bugger Off I said BUGGER OFF You're still here. You're very persistent aren't you. Fine.. You can stay... My name is Eva by the way. I'm very powerful.
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Bugger Off I said BUGGER OFF You're still here. You're very persistent aren't you. Fine.. You can stay... My name is Eva by the way. I'm very powerful.
#acrostic Always play with me. Bathe me. Never. Call me "sweety", Don't step on my paws. Eat fish on the floor. Feed me more. Give me the wet cat food, Help me down trees.
Does contain swear words. I'm a cocky Cocker. Even though I'm covered in fleas. My owner gets rid of them. And gives my anal glands a squeeze. I'm a cocky Cocker. I look as miserable as sin.
I began inside a living, breathing creature, bundled up with six others just like me. The first thing I can remember is not being able to see for days, but hearing, sniffing, moving, breathing.
I wake up at 5:00am and go upstairs. I sit on the floor of my owners room and bark in my loudest voice. I pull her out of bed and make her walk me. A 5:30 we are back. Then she makes me breakfast.
I was the first one and I was suppose to be the only one my name is bear I am about 2 or 3 in human years but in dog years I am 14 or 27 . I am fluffy with a light color with black strains of hair .
#emotion #grumpy What's wrong with you. I'm trying to nap. I don't even know why you came. You do that again, I'm going to snap. I've had it with your kind of game. No tug of war. No racing to...
I sit by the fire in trance-like haze, Watching the flames dance in a blaze. The house is so empty, there's nothing to do, It's so, so boring in here without you.
I'm always next to you when you are in need. I acted as a shield and warned others not to come near you. When you finally go to school, I waited alone at home for your return.
Dear Dairy, Ugh, of all the superheroes, why did it have to be Batman. Honestly, he's decided to call me Batcat. BATCAT. Why can't I have a proper cat name, like Truffle or Juniper.
I am a kitten,. The world is a tree,. I'm climbing straight up it,. And meow "look at me",. There's string strung on branches,. And yarn hanging down,. Look over the edge,. And see miles around,.
Dear diary, Master takes me for a walk today. I use my super-sensy powers to sniff out a SQUIRREL Master uses me to distract nasty men, distracting nasty men is what I do.
I am the only thing that will love you more than I'll love me... I rely on you daily and need your care, what could I be. I miss you so much when you're gone even if it's not long...
As a cat it is also my born right to: 11: Sit on your bed and lick my fur shaking the bed violently while you sleep.
Little kitten iPuss was sitting so soft and clean. Watching all that went on around her, it was the biggest mess she'd seen. The kitten just sat there watching all the arguing.
Day 8) a diary entry from a pet's perspective. Dear Diary, Today I ate some carrots. They tasted of disappointment, seeing as Wednesday is cabbage night. Sigh. Stupid humans, think they're all it.
Day 8: A diary entry in a pet's perspective. 11th May, 2012. Smudge Bryan, England, The Shed. 7:00am- Ugh, humans again, I can hear them all the way from our haven.
Walking down the pavement Not making any sounds, All of these different noises Is making my head spin round. Jumping on the fences Jumping on your shed, Looking at the sunset Orange, yellow, red.