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So come in from college And want a little sleep Think "yeah, great idea" When no one's around to make a peep Now why am I still awake.
I had a lizard once. Sparky was his name. He was just a baby gecko. But I loved him all the same. I used to feed him grapes. And water from a lid. He lived in a paper tray. He did my sparky did.
Hey guys. I haven't been on here for ages because i have betrayed the iPhone for a blackberry and just kept forgetting to post stuff. Also i have new pets so i bin obsessed with those also.
Hey guys. I haven't been on here for ages because i have betrayed the iPhone for a blackberry and just kept forgetting to post stuff. Also i have new pets so i bin obsessed with those also.
I have to say I'm proud, Of my self, I've introduced new 3 kitties to this amazing world. I have to say are my bestest friends, I love them with my heart and now their here to stay.
My bearded dragons like a prehistoric creature, His big flaring beard is his best feature, Not to mention his spiking spines, Running down his sides in neat little lines, His sandy colour with orange...
Last tuesday was a real great day My dog Caroline had puppies I really excited to have them, you see I consider myself lucky.
#emotion. Before we were four. We were just but three. We used to have a dog. With a huge cancerous lump you see. When my moody husband. went walking with our wee boy.
I'm sick, I'm ill Definitely not well Probably just a bad flu Only time will tell. I've got no voice And a stuffed red nose I don't feel good at all I'll hang out with these girls and boys.
#augustwriteaday Attack. Attack. Attack.
They've all had their injections They all should be immune But for the eighth arrival Deaths spectre calls the tune The bastard of diseases A vicious, nasty thing Time, then, for the final jab To...
There was once a little girl named Millie, Even though she was only little, some people found this next fact quite silly, One of her best friends was a fish going by the name of Rover, She bought...
The food is ready. The dinner is done. Tuck in now. Or the dog will have some. He'll take it off your plate. You'll just see the lick of the lips. Nothing else, he's cunning like this. You will shout.
Last night we had a huge thunder storm and Magic (my puppy) got really scared and came to sleep in my room not that she's allowed to and then she sat on the same step for I dunno 2 hours.
Happiness for me is just a few simple things, An important one however is OJ and fried chicken wings. Cats, dogs and all furry, fishy and scaly things alike, Are those that peak my happiness spike.
My puppy, Cupcakes, likes to drink milkshakes. She chews on everything in sight, including my brand new kite. I won't stay mad at her long, but I will tell her right from wrong.
I can't believe it, The way you've behaved today. I even bought you salmon Well fffs - that was a mistake. For I got out of the shower and there you all were, All looking sheepish, Soil in your fur.
Small like a teacup Soft is this little pup Nuzzling into my chest Chewing on my vest She slumbers silently Before playing violently With a plastic flower pot And a plant that's starting to rot.
#HOUSEHOLD "Why is it plunging at us?" our young daughter wailed. Hissing teeth and whirling claws camped at the top stair rail. 4 of us held hostage, hide behind the bedroom door.
#household I have a dog called Spot He isn't very tall You really would be lucky If you noticed him at all Likes to eat his dinner From the drivers seat His bed is in the ashtray (it isn't very...
I have two pet fish, Thea and Freckles... They're over two years old. You'd think by now I'd be used to them, Not doing as they told. I ask them to be quiet, When I'm trying to sleep.
A man bought a parrot, the type that repeated everything you said. Well, the parrot used to live in a home were the owners swore..... ALOT!!. When the parrot was re-homed, he swore and Swore and...
Beware, beware, The cats that stare- For they may catch you unaware. Feed them fast and feed them right: Or they may wee on you in the night.