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I felt myself being lifted in the air and laid on my back. "Lay flat," Paul ordered, grinning mischievously. He grabbed my ankles and made my legs flat. "What are you doing?" I asked. He chuckled.
No really Doctor, it's not as it sounds, Although you implied we were fooling around. I had only been gone for a few days, But we're still in that initial starry~eyed phase.
#household. The stunt rider courted disaster. When he twisted the grip to go faster. The run up was too short. And he couldn't abort. So now he is covered in plaster. But he had a point to prove.
Today I was a molecule, tied to a group of people, we had to fit through 2 science stools. My friend was wearing a skirt, so she lifted the stool over her, but I did not. No, I did not.
I'm sat at the kitchen table, vigourously whisking some lumpy chocolate. A few minutes later, the mixture is velvety smooth, and I simply cannot wait to try some of it.
Dear sir I write this note to you, To tell you of my plight, For at the time if writing it, I'm not a pretty sight.
At the end of the day. And the beginning of the night. I close the lights. And tuck them in before I lay. I check the doors. Close the curtains. I am so tired. But little tasks I like to do.
Warning: lots of knowingly gratuitous swearing. With a kind of a point. FFFFFfffffffuuuuuuuccccck. FUCK. awfuck awfuck awfuck. Ah. Ah. Ffffffffucking...FUCKING... Aw... Fuck. Shit. Awwwwwww....pfffff.
A redhead goes to the doctor and the doctor looks at her and says "now what seems to be the problem here" She says "doc every time i touch myself it hurts. Watch." she poked herself all over.
A new Olympic event is taking place today. Heavy weight dog lifting is on its way. All dog groomers from across the land. What a competition it's going to be grand.
Back safe and sound. After hours of cycling around. My ass it hurts. That's a dead cert. Put through my paces. Cycling through vast spaces. Covered in mud from head to toe.
#youngwritershousehold I sat on my chair, Wooden and old, Five years it'd been there, Or so I was told.
Oh dear. Not again... This feeling is a pain. My big squishy bum... Has gone all numb. Sat in one place... In my comfy space. Writing on the floor... Can't sit still anymore. Get up and move about...
Have you had the Trampoline Trots. Of this predicament I know lots Your bouncing around all happily Then out it shoots...
A blonde walks into a doctor's office. She gets in the room with the doctor and says, "Doc, I hurt all over." The doctor is really confused.
Ok, people, better limber up Before you try this one out. Many have had injuries From doing this and mucking about.