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Me: I don't know you, but I love you and we are gonna get married. Best friend: *Gets on one knee* I love you so so so much, marry me. Me: YESSSS.
Me: I'm a whore Best friend: Ima kick your ass Me: Why. Best friend: Because you're not a whore. Me: Yes I am, even Aaron agrees. Oh, and btw you couldn't kick my ass.. I'm stronger than you.
Dear Mr @Jamtots, I know you're not a Miss Tots as you've told me this aplenty. I know you like to win your way in any of our debates, But face it in sociology I'm a head of the game.
Batman and Catwoman were going out on a date and were sitting in the Batcave."Oh Batty," she gushes, "you really are the greatest of all the superheroes.""Thank you," replies Batman."No really," she...
Sorry guys, kept this one short and sweet - literally :) It was a blur of movies, soup (not that she ate any of it) and blankets. My brain was beginning to fry we had watched Twilight so many times.
You're quiet. Where are you. DOG: I've been planning a sneak attack. On me. DOG: that's right punk Lol, you can't sneak.