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#twistedopuss Flashes of blue, a siren squeals A speeding car with screeching wheels An officer yells "I'm in pursuit" "Suspect is wearing a mint green suit" The driver of the stolen car Was out of...
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions.... Officer: What's 2+2. Blonde: Ummmmm... 4. Officer: What's the square root of 100.
One of the things you can guarantee will happen when patrolling the night time economy on foot is that a drunken comedian, usually a woman will ask to wear your helmet or have a picture taken with...