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Fun Substance
Save the Earth, it's the only planet with chocolate. ^-^.
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Gangam Styl
Didn't Kenyans in the 19 night Jack to PPP PPP PPP cook hello Is crazy hey born.
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From Rainmaker
What's the difference between a lawyer and a hooker. A hooker will stop screwing you after you're dead..
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OBAMA
Q- What's Obama's favorite vegetable. A- Barrockoli.
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Made In China
We think we decide over ourself and make our own destiny, tough it is said that the clothes makes a person ... and since most of the clothes are made in China, I guess we're made there too..
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Random moment from my life #8
My dad: I'm the king and I make the rules. Me: How many times do I have to tell you?!?!. You're not the king. We live in a democracy!!!!!!!!!!!.
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Beyonce
Beyonce- who runs the world. Girls. Ah that's why all the major world leaders are women then..
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Government
What's the difference between the government and organised crime. One is organised..
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Alistair Darling
If Alistair Darling wants to make some popular cuts, may I suggest his throat and wrists?.
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Referendum
I'm voting 'yes' in the referendum on the alternative vote. And my second preference is 'no'..
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David Cameron
I don't know why David Cameron is so set on raising student fees; the last thing he tried to raise died at age six..
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The Kurd, The Arab And The Iranian
Hi guys. This joke Might be a little offensive for turks, but hey, it's a joke.
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Hitler
Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he did kill Hitler..
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Gordon Brown
Knock knock ...... Who's there . ...... David ...... David Who . ...... Gordon open the fucking door and get out of my house..
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Joke
Baldrick: "What I want to know, Sir, is, before there was a Euro there were lots of different types of money that different people used, and now there's only one type of money that the foreign people...
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Untitled
Yo mamas so fat when she fell down stairs you thought u missed Eastenders !.
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Untitled
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards. All of a sudden a man with a ski mask jumped out from behind some bushes with a gun. The masked man said "Give me all your money.
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Untitled
If i had a pound for every time David Cameron said he was going to sort the countries problems out, I'd be rich enough to live under a Tory government..
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Untitled
In an attempt to embrace capitalism Russia now has coffee shops on every corner. They are known as tsarbucks..
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Political Diapers
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason..
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Diplomacy
A man walks into a pub in London and orders a drink. The bartender notices he has a huge scar across his throat. "Bloody hell, where did you get that?" he asks. "Falklands", the man croaks.
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Politics Joke
Who wants to play the politics drinking game. It's really easy: you look at politics, realise we're fucked, and get completely shitfaced..
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There were 3 politics that went on a bus that crashed on a farm. The farmer got questioned and they asked If he saw were the politics were. He said he burried them all.
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