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*To the tune of 'The Candy Man'* Who can tax the sunrise. Who can tax the trees. Who can lie a bunch, And then collect up all the fees. The Government... (The Government) The Government can...
Do not die with honor When you can live by deceit. Do not suffer honest loss When you can win as a cheat. Power is as power does And right defines itself.
I'm an MP I can say what I like, It doesn't matter if its inaccurate I'm well within my rights, I like to bend the truth or even completely lie, I use half truths and I don't even need to...
King Assad is offering another all inclusive holiday in Syria. All you have to do is sort his balls out for him. He wants to know which is the odd one out. His decision is final.
#sundayrepost I can't fucking take it anymore Idiotic talking heads gonna give me the score. They vomit a cacophony of crap. Do they have any brains or are they all just on smack.
Again with some of behind the scenes Egyptian humor. Obviously Axe with Apollo are organizing a trip to space (www.axeapollo.com). One has to register and get your friends to vote and so on.
Cajun unicorns are rarely seen in public and for good reason. Cajun unicorns are despised by the people of southern New Mexico but not by those from north New Mexico.
It looms In the late morning mist Eerily appearing There's a rustle We both jump... And... And We both scream. A bunny?... Comes out of the bushes. But the lift continues Pole... This isn't right.
Imagine if you will, as these conversations never (or did they) took place, a man who looks as if he doesn't shave, let's call him David, he's Prime Minister and various cabinet ministers lets call...
#adventchallenge Obama warns of a Scrooge Christmas, yeah whatever Will he be the one that's going without. No never. All these politicians do is make me feel so sick Your the same as us, oh please.
I AM MAKING POLICY It is framed by the evolving landscape that we find ourselves in today, I have been using a blue-sky-thinking-group To helicopter above day-to-day issues And perform a radical...
Not 'if', but when I become prime minister, things are going to change. This countries lost its identity, but this I plan to change. I want to bring the Empire back, this countries become a bore.
It's a war upon the government, A battle for our rights, We will fight the days away, Until the days turn into nights.
Benson. Fetch my walking shoes. The time has come to act. Elections are a travesty, I can't abide these facts.
On the first day of Christmas the Tories gave to me, an increased retirement age. On the second day of Christmas the Tories gave to me, a 2 year pay freeze and an increased retirement age.
The United States of The Mental are having an election on Tuesday, probably, that will determine who becomes supreme commander of their lands.
Im tired of watching crude Politics Spread by Small-minded dicks Energy wasted controlling a nation Whose brains are on permanent vacation.
A little jingle I wrote, using the music from "Do You Hear What I Hear?", highlighting some of the un-American and unconstitutional activities taking place today in our United States.
Long live the king,. (Yeah, right, that man's a f***ing a**,). I'll hail him until the end,. (If he possessed an inch of class.). I'll throw my hands up in the air,.
Warning. Anti religious content which may offend some. Dear president David Cameron (Is it president or prime minister.
#emotion It's a Grand Old Party but not to everyone's taste If you're looking for reason, your time will be a waste. Come on in, just check your brains at the door.
Three years past since I have learned what russian reversal is. Sadly, almost no one in Russia knows Yakov Smirnoff or his famous Russian reversal jokes.
The Minister slipped. Not the normal slip-up Which can be covered up With spin and gloss And apologies from the boss In private deals... Wheels within wheels...
Well, here we all are in Lunatic City. Domes and spires, isn’t it pretty. Everybody here likes to make believe we should all give thanks for being deceived.