Exclusive!....St. Nick Nicked!
#opussweeklychallenge
We at the Daily Opuss can exclusively reveal, that after days on the run, Father Christmas has been arrested by French police in Paris in the Pigalle red light district, last...
Survival Guide
How to survive a horror movie:
-Don't walk around saying "hello?" like the killer is going to reply "yah I'm in the kitchen want a sandwich.
Sickipedia!
It's not very good, however there were a few funny jokes I found (some aren't even jokes, but still..) I didn't make ANY of these up, so I can't can't take the credit....or the blame... 1. Anagram...
TV Dinners
First it was a hiss
Then it was a roar
Ladles clanged on saucepans
As they went to war
They’d rustled up some mischief
A most rapacious menu
Each of their objectives
A television venue
Their schedule...