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Rule #1 Is that you gotta have fun. But baby when you're done, You gotta be the first to run. Rule #2 Just don't get attached to, Somebody you could lose.
~1st February~ It started off as the Spongebob episode of hooks, and I was Spongebob. Patrick got hooked and pulled up, and I was next to go.
Charmanders are red. Squirtles are blue. If you were a pokemon, I’d choose you. Your smile is stronger than a hyperbeam. Like Jesse and James, we’d make the perfect Team Rocket.
A smile that lifts the room, Your laugh consumes, As you happily play the fool, Though your talent and intellect Are completely evident.
#acrostic. D ancing to the rhythm of 1963,. I n the style of the mamba,. R olling to the sexual movements,. T wisting in sequence,. Y et frowned upon by elders,. D ancing with Johnny perfect teacher,.
You all buy your cars And think you're someone new in town But no, no I act like you're all not around Yeah You all everybody You all everybody Actin like you're something With you cars and fancy...
Words, as we know, can be extremely powerful.
Cross channel Terry came knocking on my door Selling exotic goods from the town of carte d'or Telling tales of his travels to the north/south divide Wearing his 'Frankie says' tshirt with naive...
Well guys, I'm still alive so far, Not been hit by a shooting star- Haven't been struck by a stick of ice, Had a lie-in though and it's been quite nice.
(based on 'The Big Bang Theory') 3:00 in the morning, A sleepy Sheldon creeps out of bed. And gasps, not in glee but in horror. ''It's worse than I thought!'' he said.
#adventchallenge ROBIN. How can you still be with THATman. In that mask, he looks like a RATman. Robin, don't hang out with BATman, Come with me.........
You say goodbye to the halls and the classes. Say hello to a job and the taxes. The weekends with old friends spilling into 9 to 5 routine.
Short story about two thieves and security x) enjoy :3 *~*~*~*~* "D-D-D-D-D-D-" "WHAT?!??" I yelled, stopping Kai from saying 'D'. He places his finger over his lips, "Shh.
#moderntale I'm a modern Cinderella. I wish I was more like Twighlight's Bella. But I'm locked away, And it's like that everyday. I'm the modern Cinderella. I wish I was the Enchanted Ella.
We're cool for cats, crazeeee for lurve. We like a bit of skirt, and plenty of curve. Our last night out, I admit, wasn't a success. My brown cords ripped and my hair was a mess.
Without fear or favour. I will do my job. To some I'm a hero. Others will think I'm a knob. Complaints are a sign. I am doing it well. Malicious smokescreens. It's not hard to tell.
Happily lonely. Or so it would seem. Computeristically minded. A Nobel prize in Physics. Is his aim and his dream. He is singularly minded. But often he strays. Into the world that we live in.
#colourchallenge. He muffles every word that he says. He's died a plethora of ways. But he's back within days. He's the boy in the orange duffel coat. He has three friends from his school.
My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick.
I search on my eBay app. at least once per every day. I'm looking for that light stick. the one used by 'J' and 'K'. The one from the three movies. that wipes out certain thoughts.
-made by my seven year old cousin Max :)- Nom Nom. Whats mommy making. Nom Nom.
Before I embarked on this Opuss quest. Online poker was what I loved best. In that realm of big bluffs and big pots. I needed an icon and so joined the dots.
Some of you fine people have kindly read some of my last few Opuss', Opusses, Opusi... Opi?... I don't know the plural.
So, I was sitting again. This time on an actual chair. A chair that hopefully a dog had not pissed on. It was in my house and I don't own a dog.