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#Sunayrepost. I once sat on a cushion and farted. The people in the room they darted. I tell you the smell. It stunk like hell. I wish my bum cheeks had never parted. I also done one in a lift.
A man walks into a pub and orders a pint. As he's sipping away at it, he takes in the interior, for it's his first visit. Where the toilets are, do they do food, the donkey... The donkey.
A cowboy walks into a Wild West town on his horse.
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman.
After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes.
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
A well dressed business man was walking down the street when a little kid covered in soot said to him respectfully, "Sir, can you tell me the time?" The portly man stopped, carefully unbuttoned his...
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back.
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed.
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a truck,and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does.
A Geordie golfer and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The Geordie said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one hell of a hurry.
Two years later the man comes back and goes to the same casino. This time he wins money. As he exits the casino, he sees a long line of Taxi drivers.. and at the end is his enemy from two years ago.
I couldn't take my eyes off this girl in the bar the other night. She had the most fantastic body I'd ever seen. It was only when she turned around though, that I saw how ugly her face was.
A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is twenty dollars plus tip.
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.
The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?" "Hello, is this FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom.