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Things to do at Wal-Mart while the significant other is taking his/her sweet time: 1. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 2.
We got out of the van, all five of us. Me, Felix, Jade, Michael and Scot. I breathed in the scent from the flowers and the mountain air while a pair of arms wrapped around my waist.
Sienna, savannah and Lola: aaaaahhhhhhh. The girls run, they run as fast as their little legs would carry them.
1. make vanilla pudding. put in mayo jar. eat in public. 2. hire two private investigators. het them to follow each orher. 3. wear shirt that says life. hand out lemmons on a street corner. 4.
So three girls were on a road trip: a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. The three girls get pulled over by the cops. The red heads finds a bag of cats and hides in it.
Someone's been in my wardrobe And found me rubber suit I suppose she found it funny To play a prank so cute She's only gone and nicked it I really don't know why I know I said I hosed it But that was...
Ok so I've been told a few times that I have a twisted mind. And a silly head like mine is probably pretty hard to find. I'm the girl in the queue, who will suddenly giggle at nothing.
#bored This is Glen's guide to Halloween, it's served me well in the past Make sure you carry plenty of eggs and some fireworks for the blast Always egg people's windows and don't forget to empty...
@leelee101. He thinks it's funny to terrorise. But is it right to scare me so. Tears of laughter in his eyes. Didn't think he'd stoop so low. Now I'm not one to demonise. But you know from spiders.
One of my best friends is a cute, friendly guy called Adam. He is so sweet and kind. We have been friends for years, and know everything about each other. We tell each other everything and anything.
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem.
dear Lexi, I can tell you anything and you won't judge me. you can tell me anything and I won't judge you. we've had some crazy times and have been through a lot.
When I get home I check my phone. I have one new message. Josh: Meet me by the lake at 12:30 please?. Hmm. I don't have anything to do tonight do I guess I can.
Drake and Josh fanfic Episode 1 By AWriterGirl and ClaireTilley "Hey," Drake said as Josh walked into their college dorm. "Gonna go to a baseball game, Kay?" Josh gave Drake a glare.
#household. I once sat on a cushion and farted. The people in the room they darted. I tell you the smell. It stunk like hell. I wish my bum cheeks had never parted. I also done one in a lift.
#cheesebattle What is that sound that I can hear It's a ticking but I needn't fear Oh Nic, you threw out bombs with glee But you're dealing with BedHairLee While you weren't looking, I lobbed it...
#cheesebattle Daring D you won't get far I buggered the gears in your car There's nothing worse Than stuck in first So slow, like driving thru tar.
#cheesebattle Who's that at the door. Adopting a heroic stance. Seeking squirrel retribution In their shiny hero pants. Ha. Dynamic Duo Ready for funny stares.
(I don't really do this) Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
Ever wanted to draw a moustache on someones face when they are asleep, but the only pens you and your friends have are flimsy biros. Well, fret no more, you pranksters. Kid: Who says pranksters.
Just had a mass water fight To give all the kids a fright Quickly chased them down Enough water to drown.
Chapter 2 '' Hello Great Deku Tree!''. '' hello there '' in his deep sounding voice ''do you mind if me and Zelda stay here for a while.
"Ugh, there's grass up my nose!" I squealed as Paul busily began sprinkling grass over my mouth. That wasn't the best idea. Paul laughed as I began spitting blades of grass from my mouth.
Potter awoke at my uncontrollable laughing fit as did Melissa. She shrieked with breathless laughter which might possibly have tipped him off that something wasn't right.