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leelee101
leelee101

Half-Assed Donkey Joke

A man walks into a pub and orders a pint. As he's sipping away at it, he takes in the interior, for it's his first visit. Where the toilets are, do they do food, the donkey... The donkey.

16 10 557 words
TheCodsPollocks
TheCodsPollocks

Water

#household Water, water everywhere But not a drop to drink That's 'cause a foreign object's Blocking up the sink.

24 9 108 words
lewis123
lewis123

The Queens Legs…

There was 3 people sat in a bar when the bartender said… were going to re-name the bar… one of the men said we should call it 'the queens arms'.

10 2 133 words