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leelee101
leelee101

Half-Assed Donkey Joke

A man walks into a pub and orders a pint. As he's sipping away at it, he takes in the interior, for it's his first visit. Where the toilets are, do they do food, the donkey... The donkey.

16 9 557 words
TheCodsPollocks
TheCodsPollocks

Water

#household Water, water everywhere But not a drop to drink That's 'cause a foreign object's Blocking up the sink.

24 9 108 words
lewis123
lewis123

The Queens Legs…

There was 3 people sat in a bar when the bartender said… were going to re-name the bar… one of the men said we should call it 'the queens arms'.

10 2 133 words